Mug - Ultra Fancy Gold(ish) Morning Vigor Chalice Adorned with Artistic Potrait of a Young Man
If you really just want to throw money at me for no reason. Consider this lovely gold(-colored) mug. Limited edition, in that the total number of people that order one is bound to be very limited. Join the elite, exclusive club of people that own a mug with my face on it. The only other people that can say that are my parents, and trust me, I cost them a lot more than $500. You're getting a deal.
Product features
- Hand wash only; not dishwasher or microwave safe. (mug needs to be pampered like the princess it is)
- Beautiful metallic coating available in gold or silver (nope you're too classy for silver, just gold for you)
- BPA, lead, and cadmium-free for safe use. (it better not have lead, for $500)
- Generous 11oz size, perfect for your favorite beverages. (that's $45.45454545454545... per oz)
- Features a comfortable C-handle for easy grip. (I hope it hugs you the way your dad never did)
BONUS FEATURES
Guaranteed to boost energy, just add coffee
Bet you've never owned a $500 mug before
Not real gold, but it's priced like it is
Suport the arts. It's me. I'm the arts.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Hand wash only
If you really just want to throw money at me for no reason. Consider this lovely gold(-colored) mug. Limited edition, in that the total number of people that order one is bound to be very limited. Join the elite, exclusive club of people that own a mug with my face on it. The only other people that can say that are my parents, and trust me, I cost them a lot more than $500. You're getting a deal.
Product features
- Hand wash only; not dishwasher or microwave safe. (mug needs to be pampered like the princess it is)
- Beautiful metallic coating available in gold or silver (nope you're too classy for silver, just gold for you)
- BPA, lead, and cadmium-free for safe use. (it better not have lead, for $500)
- Generous 11oz size, perfect for your favorite beverages. (that's $45.45454545454545... per oz)
- Features a comfortable C-handle for easy grip. (I hope it hugs you the way your dad never did)
BONUS FEATURES
Guaranteed to boost energy, just add coffee
Bet you've never owned a $500 mug before
Not real gold, but it's priced like it is
Suport the arts. It's me. I'm the arts.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Hand wash only
If you really just want to throw money at me for no reason. Consider this lovely gold(-colored) mug. Limited edition, in that the total number of people that order one is bound to be very limited. Join the elite, exclusive club of people that own a mug with my face on it. The only other people that can say that are my parents, and trust me, I cost them a lot more than $500. You're getting a deal.
Product features
- Hand wash only; not dishwasher or microwave safe. (mug needs to be pampered like the princess it is)
- Beautiful metallic coating available in gold or silver (nope you're too classy for silver, just gold for you)
- BPA, lead, and cadmium-free for safe use. (it better not have lead, for $500)
- Generous 11oz size, perfect for your favorite beverages. (that's $45.45454545454545... per oz)
- Features a comfortable C-handle for easy grip. (I hope it hugs you the way your dad never did)
BONUS FEATURES
Guaranteed to boost energy, just add coffee
Bet you've never owned a $500 mug before
Not real gold, but it's priced like it is
Suport the arts. It's me. I'm the arts.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Hand wash only